Colleges promise heaven on campus
As a senior looking to attend college in the near future, I receive a lot of spam emails from various D-list universities. Below is a real email I received Oct. …
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Students gear up for battle with combat boots
Given the hostilities occurring around the globe, it is no surprise that the valiant students of East have taken in droves by donning their combat boots. Sales of combat boots …
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What lurks behind the election sign?
Local elections are supposed to be free from skullduggery, right? Well, not so in Chapel Hill. All sorts of fake candidates are putting out fraudulent signs in a dastardly attempt …
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Can you answer the Sphinx’s riddle?
“What are Mindful Mondays? What are Wellness Wednesdays?” A Sphinx has been perplexing East students with this riddle for the past semi-demi-hemi-quarter. If they answer it correctly, they may enter …
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Press Release: Concerning a Major Development in our Outdoor Appreciation
To: Anyone who has ever heard of East Chapel Hill High School, thinks they may have heard of it, or has not heard of it We must inform you of …
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