Dear Boy with the Shark-Tooth Necklace,
It all began when I passed you in the hallway, and you tapped your forehead and rolled your eyes at me. I dropped my Hydro Flask and an ¨and i oop-¨ escaped my lips. I glanced up, and we exchanged a brief glance. You reached down, retrieved my $40 water bottle for me. You laughed: ¨sksksksks.” I knew it was true love.
I have penned this letter to you to ask if you would like to go out on a date sometime. Don’t worry, this is recycled paper so I’m not killing any trees by writing this. Yes, we only interacted for five seconds before this, but I feel a strong connection with you. What’s your zodiac sign? Maybe an Aries? I’m a Leo, so, if so, we should basically get married because we are, like… so compatible. Anyways, you should totally go out with me sometime.
I can give you all my scrunchies and Carmex and Mario Badescu facial sprays. We can cuddle and make Tik Toks and glare at straw users together. You should like, really consider it and I’ll even make a VSCO hangout for us.
I can picture it now, I have a ditch in my backyard that would be perfect to renovate. Hang up some fairy lights and slap some Polaroids on the dirt walls and it’s ready to go. Maybe a few fuzzy blankets and a projector screen to finish it off. Maybe we could watch a Netflix movie like Tall Girl or a classic film like Clueless. That would be total goals.
If you’re picking up what I’m putting down, swipe up on the Yolo on my story and say “let’s save the turtles.”
XOXO, VSCO girl
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