Letter to the editor:
Choosy moms choose to avoid vaccines: How to deal with that pesky coronavirus
Dear East Chapel Hill Observer,
My name is Kristin Simmons, and I’m a concerned local parent. First of all, if you’re reading this, you’re probably a student at ECHHS and I’d like to apologize that your parents don’t care enough to homeschool you. For any parents reading this, shame on you! You should be concerned with Big Medicine’s increasing impact on public schools, and pull your kids out of the system like I did. I’m sorry, but I cannot imagine injecting my precious McKennah, Bayleigh, and Braxtynne with diseases in order to send them to a school that teaches “evolution.” It’s ridiculous!
So let’s get down to it. The coronavirus has been brought into these United States, and people are freaking out. As a homeschool mom, this quarantine hasn’t been a serious adjustment for me, but all of the lazy moms who send their children to public school are grossly ill-prepared for a crisis like this. All of those liberal moms who preach the Devil’s gospel and inject their kids with diseases look pretty stupid right about now. There is thankfully NO vaccine for the virus, so they’re telling us to “social distance.” Once again it’s up to old Kristin to save the day. Lucky for you, I know a thing or two about alternative medicine. You can thank me later.
My top tip when it comes to preventing disease goes for any ailment: essential oils. It’s a known fact that lavender essential oil cures depression, but did you know that it can also aid in preventing COVID-19? Under any other circumstance I would back this up with a scholarly article, but we all know how I feel about doctors. But that’s an argument for another day.
Besides essential oils, I also recommend preventative prayer, multivitamins, and eating organic to prevent coronavirus and naturally build their immune systems. Keep your children inside and away from undesirables! Only let your child have a playdate if it is with another unvaccinated child. Call me crazy, but I vet all of my children’s friends in order to keep any riff-raff from entering my home. With the threat of COVID-19 looming large, you can never be too safe!
Frankly, I’m not worried about coronavirus. Me and all of the other moms in my prayer circle have been stocking up on multivitamins and essential oils, and I recommend that you do the same. Save yourself before it’s too late, and ignore those quack scientists. They do not know what they’re talking about.
Praying for you,
Kristin Simmons
Anti-vax expert, mother of three
If you liked this, check out my blog for posts like these:
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