Submissions for this advice column are taken from the ECHO Monthly Student Survey.
How do I cure my severe senioritis?
Well, while I’m not in the best position to offer advice on this point, I would say I’ve developed an effective remedy to treat this affliction myself. The best way to cure senioritis, especially a severe case, is twofold. First, give yourself a pat on the back. You’ve survived nearly four years of hell, and that’s no small accomplishment. Take a wellness week (or two) to get back on your feet. But second, to really refocus your energies on school, dedicate yourself to finding as many ways to finish out the school year as possible while putting in as little effort as possible. I recommend hiring out a freshman to do the dirty work of lugging your backpack, or gaslighting your teachers into thinking that you’ve done all your homework. If that doesn’t work, discover that the best source of motivation stems from proving everyone wrong and actually showing up to school!
How to stop overthinking?! How to stop thinking in general??!
Close your eyes and breath in and out. Think of your stressful thoughts as clouds passing through your mind. Just as clouds do in the sky, your thoughts will come and go. Namaste.
I got rejected by a prestigious school! How do I resurrect my ego after this fatal blow?
School acceptances are sometimes very random and based on factors beyond your control (who was reading your application at the time, how many athletes they needed, etc.) Ultimately, if a college didn’t accept your boss self, that’s their loss. Feel proud of your accomplishments and how far you have come. Trust that the universe will work in your favor, and you will end up at the school where you belong, even if it wasn’t necessarily your first choice before starting the process. And remember, one day when you’re a famous billionaire, you can show up those admissions officers!
How do you break up with a sugar daddy? (I do not have a sugar daddy).
Assuming you are 18: The first thing to do is find yourself one. I suggest you go out somewhere that is not the East cafeteria. Very important: Do NOT tell him your real name. Next: Have him take you on a giant shopping spree (we’re talking multiple Chanel and Birkin bags here, people). When you give him a hug goodbye, reach around to his wallet in his back pocket. Use the wallet however you please for the next few hours until he realizes it is missing. Never call him again.
My ex is dating someone who I thought was my friend after we had a messy breakup. What do I do?
Try talking to your friend without getting mad. If things didn’t work out between you and your ex, then you two are probably not right for each other. Why shouldn’t your ex and your friend be happy together? And if you still feel the need to move on, you could binge watch “90 Day Fiancé” and feel thankful you’re not one of those couples, or, better yet, meet your future soulmate by entering the “ECHO’s 90ish Days to Prom” blind dating service!
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