A new channel is coming soon to your grandfather’s blaring living room TV: Biden News Network. Biden News Network, or BNN, is the latest project from Fox News Media, the esteemed media outlet founded by Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch.
“We are more than excited to provide exclusive coverage of our oldest-ever president, the archaic and barely lucid Joseph R. Biden,” said Jeanine Pirro on Monday, who will lead BNN as their chairwoman. “We promise to provide all our dedicated viewers with unbiased and fair coverage of our radical, leftist 46th President.”
The network is set to premiere in April, and BNN recently announced their lineup of primetime shows. Starting in the 6 p.m. slot is “Impeachment Possibilities,” a round-table discussion starring Fox News legends like Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham and most notably, Bill O’Reilly, in his first return to Fox News since his mysterious departure in 2017.
Next at 7 p.m.: “Slip-Ups and Gaffes,” a daily recount of Biden’s awkward statements and any and all verbal blunders. Fox came under fire on Twitter following the announcement of this show, due to the fact that Biden has a well-documented stutter. In response, Pirro stated via her Gab account that the show is “a very important discussion America needs to have about the mental fitness of political leaders, and if anything, would increase inclusivity of the stuttering community.” She went on to write that “it is necessary that all Presidents are well-qualified to hold the highest office of the land. To my knowledge, President Biden has yet to pass the ‘Person-woman-man-camera-tv’ test.”
Finally, it wraps up at 8 p.m. with “Two Sides,” a nightly news program which promises to explore “both sides of every story coming out of the White House.” Hosted by Ben Shapiro, this show is set to be the first broadcast example of “reverse-journalism,” a practice made popular by alt-right digital journalists. In an interview with Breitbart News, Shapiro said of his upcoming show, “I’m very excited for it. I think it is critical that we re-examine the way broadcast media is bringing news to everyday Americans. It’s always been ‘present the facts and let viewers make their own minds up’. What if we present the lies and empower our viewers to search for the truth on their own?”
To subscribe to BNN, you can visit the Fox News website, or for a discounted price, visit www.StopTheSteal2021/itsnottoolate.org.
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